If you'd like to write a poem for a birthday card's inside

Or you'd like to have your own say while you act the blushing bride

Or your stag do needs some humour and you can't think what to say

Come to witty ditties dot co dot uk!

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Just let me know your subject and I'll put your words to rhyme

I'll aim to do it quickly as we're all quite short of time

And you can then relax and say that you have done your bit

And all you did was pay some cash to claim it as your wit!